GEORGE CARLIN ON “YOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCE”
GEORGE CARLIN ON “YOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCE” (c) 2025 AIMAGINARIUM (created with the help of an AI) You ever notice how every few years the people in charge come up with a brand-new way to scare the shit out of everybody? Used to be God. Then it was communists. Then terrorists. Now it’s carbon. Not pollution, not corruption, not greed — carbon. And guess what? You’re made of the stuff. Convenient, isn’t it? “YOU are the carbon they want to reduce.” Oh yeah, baby — that’s the new slogan. It’s catchy. It’s hip. It fits on a bumper sticker. And it tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about how these geniuses think. Because when they say “carbon,” they don’t mean coal plants or private jets or oil tankers. No, no — those are fine. Those belong to important people. They mean you. Your existence. Your breathing. Your offspring. Your driving to work in a 20-year-old car that barely makes it up the hill. They talk like the planet is gonna die because...